💎 10 Signs You Might Be a Crystal Addict (And Why That’s a Good Thing)

Let’s be honest… crystals have a way of sneaking into our lives. First, it’s one little palmstone for “good vibes.” Next thing you know, you’re rearranging your living room to make space for a sparkling cluster that demands centre stage.

If this sounds familiar… you might be a crystal addict. (Don’t worry, at Funky Posh we fully support this lifestyle choice! 😉)

Here are 10 tell-tale signs you’re one of us — and why that’s something to celebrate.

1️⃣ You Know the Difference Between Quartz, Amethyst, and “Amethyst But With a Fancy Name.”

Your friends might call it “just a purple rock.” But you? You know your Chevron Amethyst from your Vera Cruz points, and you’ll happily explain the difference at any fair (even if they didn’t ask).

2️⃣ You’ve Said the Phrase “It Chose Me” While Buying a Stone.

You popped by our stall at an event for “just one palmstone.” Next thing you know, you’re walking away with a carefully wrapped bundle of crystals that absolutely needed to come home with you.

3️⃣ You Have Crystals in Your Bag, Car, and Possibly Your Bra.

We’ve seen it happen. You’ve got a calming amethyst in your handbag 👜, a piece of black tourmaline in your car 🚗, and a little rose quartz tucked somewhere… personal.

4️⃣ You’ve Justified a Big Purchase as “An Investment in My Energy.”

That sparkling crystal cluster you found at a fair. Worth every penny. Because it’s not just a crystal… it’s a mood booster 🌈, a conversation starter, and (let’s be honest) your new favourite piece of home décor.

5️⃣ You Get Way Too Excited About UV Lights.

If you’ve ever been the person at our stand saying, “Show me which ones glow!” — welcome to the club. (Yes, we love bringing our UV light just for you, and of course our entertainment🔦)

6️⃣ Your Friends Text You Photos of Rocks Asking, “Is This a Crystal?”

You’ve become the official “rock person.” They don’t know what a rhodochrosite is… but you do. And you’re proud of it. 🙌

7️⃣ You’ve Started Arranging Them by Moon Phases, Chakras, or Aesthetic Vibe.

Because regular storage just doesn’t cut it. You know exactly which crystals to cleanse at the full moon 🌕 and which ones look best next to that new houseplant.

8️⃣ You Can’t Walk Past a Crystal Stall Without ‘Just Having a Quick Look.’

If you’ve seen our Funky Posh Gems and Jewellery stand at an event, you know it’s impossible to leave empty-handed. We’ve all been there. 👀

9️⃣ You Know the Healing Properties of at Least 50 Crystals.

Need grounding? Black tourmaline. Confidence? Tiger Eye. Love? Rose quartz. You’re basically a walking crystal encyclopaedia 📚.

🔟 You Don’t Care if People Think You’re a Little “Woo.”

Because deep down, you know that your crystal collection brings you joy, positivity, and (let’s be honest) makes your space look fabulous. ✨

✨ Conclusion:

If you nodded along to most of these… congratulations! You’re officially part of the crystal addict family. And at Funky Posh, we’re here for it.

Whether you’re looking for your next show-stopping cluster, a soothing palmstone, or something rare and unique, you’ll find it at one of our events. Come say hi, browse our treasures, and let the right crystal choose you. 💖